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Medoni farge bozorgtaren moz ba kochektaren moz chye?! .....

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Nemedoni

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Eshkale nadare az ye mamone dege meporsam

Nefrine 2006: Elahi jojetighi to konet EX beterekone

 

Deshab khab dedam omadi dam khonamon ye lebase narenje khilli khoshrang poshedi goftam chekar dari gofte omadam ashgalato bebaram zod bedeh alan jam mezaran

 

 

 

Bache meymoone be madaresh mige maman man chera zeshtam? mamanesh mige khodaro shokr kon ke shabihe ooni nisti ke alan dare in messago mikhoone

 

 

 

Be torke migan tormoze a.b.s. Chiye? Mige to pich jade kare hazrat abolfazl ro mikone

Ye rooz az ye moorchehe miporsan chera depresi mige 7 sal asheghe dokhtare boodam hala fahmidam tofale chaiee boode...

 

 

 

 

Ye torki mireh olampik azash miporsan be che maghami fekr mikoni?

Mige .. Maghame moazameh rahbari...

 

Sargarmi: Horofe zir ra be tartibe shomare moratab konid.

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(3)O (7)O

(6)Y (2)L

(8)U (4)V

Hargez donbale kasi nabash ke betoni ba oon zendegi koni,balke donbale kasi bash ke natoni bedone oon zendegi koni...

Man ba in ghaziye daram zendegi mikonam...

1daghighe tol mikeshe ke ye dost peyda koni,1saat tol mikeshe ke parastesh koni,1roz tol mikeshe ke dost dashte bashi,vali 1omr tol mikeshe ta faramosh koni...faramosh kardan kheyli sakhte...

 

 

 

 

 

Mikhamet , na bekhatere sedaghatet, na bekhatere refaghatet, na bekhatere lejajatet,MIKHAMET faghat bekhatere khode Kesafatet!!!

Dishab khiale rokhat dar mah

dideboodam engar fazanavardan darmah ride bodand

 

Hargez nago ke dost dari,agar haghighatan bedan ahameiat nemidahi.darbare ehsasat sokhan nago,agar vaghean vojod nadarad.hargez dasti ro nagir ,vaghti ghasde shekaste ghalbesh ro dari

Hargez nago baraye hamishe,vaghti midani ke joda mishavi.hargez be chashmani negah nakon,vaghti ghasde dorogh goftan dari

 

torke mire balaie paie bargh miganesh bepa sima lokhtan

raft bala dad zad; yala ...yala...sima khanom yala

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Dozde tofango migire joloye LOR mige:zaneto bede,

LOR ham mide.dozde mige:gool khordi tofange pelastiki bood, LOR ham mige:to ham gool khordi

on khaharame zanam nist ???

Be torke migan 12 emam o mishnasi? Mige: are Migan: nam bebar? Mige: onjuri na ke, age bebinameshun mishnasam! 

To gavi khari asbi olaghi gosfandi shotori baraye foroosh nadari ?

1Nasihat : Movazebe khodet bash . 1Khahesh:aslan avaz nasho. 1Arezu :faramusham nakon.

1Dorugh :dige duset nadaram. 1Haghighat :delam barat tang shode...

5ta tork ghayem mooshak bazi kardan ,

Alan 10sale ke az 4tashoon khabari nist

Ba peida shodane jabeie siahe havapeimaie c130 elate soghote havapeima malom shod.Torke be khaleban kelid karde bode ke man mikham 3rah azadi piade sham.

Koofi anan az ahmadinezhad miporse chera dar iran hoghoogh bashar ra_ayat nemishe? Ahmadinezhad mige ha... In ke vagoftiyni che?

be torke migan: ali yaret! mige: time ma takmile, yare khodet. 

Albaloo shaftaloo del gholve jigar shikar ghand asal tala noghre alminium ahan pare yakhchal kohne ferizer kohne motore soookhte noooone khooshk mikharim ..

zendegi 3bar behet doroogh mige:1-vaghti be donyat miare2-vaghti asheghet mikone3-vaghti zendegito azat migire ta behet bege hamash khabi boodo bas

 

Midoni chera 2ta tork

nemitonan kenare ham

bekhaban ?

Chon hamash sar in ke

ki vasat bekhbe dava daran.

1 jahangarde mire ye rosta az 1 torke miporse shoma che chize ajibi darid ? mige 1 marde143 sale jahangarde mige chetori mishe didesh ? Torke :nemish

man ahmadi nejadam, bad tipo ham javadam ,gooyam sokhan faravan ba on ke bi savadam,tighe jilet nadaram,man yare bi joorabam,payam dahad kami boo,man yare mehrabanam

vaghti negam be negahesh oftaaad, bi ekhtiar badanam larzid va paham sost shood, ?ghalbam be top top oftad, faghat tonestam faryad bezanam va begaaaaaam, vay ?SOOOOOOSK ?..............

Torke Rishe Bozi Mizare Gorge Mikhoretesh

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torke mire restoran. garson mige chee mil dareen?torke mige cholokabab. garson :koobide ya barg?torke nesh deegeh be to rabtee nadareh

be torke migan midooni emam hosseen ro koga dafn kardan,Mige na,migan karbala deegeh baba..torke migeh khosha be saadatesh

be torke migan ba vatan jomle besaz,mige man dirooz sar va tanam ra shostam,migan:IQ!! ba teye daste dar,mige:ettefaghan ba teye dastedar shostam 

be khare migan raste ke torka kharan mige valla yemozakerati shode amma ma hanoooz zire bar naraftim

Yaro 100 toman mindaze sadaghe 2metr bad tasadof mikone

on donya mige: man ke sadage dadam chera mordam?

khoda mige: Haaaa, pulet gushe nadashte bid Jeeegar

 

torke ba khare ezdevaj mikone bachashoon talasemi mishe (hamkhoonie nazdik)

 

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RAGHSE BARARE BID.. jigaaaar !

 

Be torke migan (@) yani che ?

migeh yani akhe doret begardam.

 

be daria minegaram , to ra mibinam

be aseman minegaram, to ra mibinam

be zamin minegaram, to ra mibinam

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baba ye zare boro oonvar tar

ghorboonet

 

 

Khatar! age in sms ro bekhoni, "virus" varede maghzet mishe! loding... 10%... 50%... 90%... error! maghz peyda nashod!!!

Foot foot fooot fooooooooooooot fooot foot foot fooooot foot mozaheme smsi!!

 

 

Ye Khabare Mohem

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Hamin Alan Elam Kardan

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Dafdare Maghame Moazame Rahbari...

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.60 Barge

 

Torke Mire Estakhr Ahange Titanik Mizaran Ghargh Mishe

tanha tanine shabhaie man

sedaie tost...

tanha to hasty ke darnime shab sooratam ra navazesh mikoni

tanha dalile shab bidari man to hasty

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,Tabrik Migam Shoma Tonestid Be Zaboon Maymonha Sohbat Konid

shadihayat be bolandie emshab,va ghamhayat be kutahie emruz bad. mobarak!

Azize hamzaban ,omretan chon yalda deraz va shabhayetan garmtar va porforoughtar az har rooze aftabi bad,shoore shabe yaldatan ba shadi amikhte bad

salam akhare paeiz shode joojehatoono shemordin

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نویسنده : صادق یکشنبه پنجم آبان 1387

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